jake

May 2009

S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Advertisement

Syndicate

RSS Atom
Powered by LiveJournal.com

Jun. 28th, 2005

jake

Whingeing

Warning: I will be mentioning toilet paper here, which may make you think of bodily functions.

I share an apartment with some other people, and I've got my own bathroom. Every time I go out of town, I come back to find evidence that while I was away my roommates (or, I guess, burglars) have used my bathroom. Specifically, I find that my toilet paper has been completely used up.

Now, I find that annoying, and I'm not sure if I'm right to--arguably, who cares? At any rate, however, it does bother me, under normal circumstances.

But last night, after spending 6 hours in airplanes and airports as the John Hancock on my Declaration of Independence of a tough weekend, I got home at midnight to find that not only was my toilet paper exhausted, but someone* had gone to the cabinet under my sink, found my spare roll, taken however many sheets they needed, and left the new roll under the sink. As if leaving an empty roll still on the dispenser would somehow look less guilty than replacing it with a suspiciously-thick one. Still, this is arguably better than last time, when the roll he used up was in fact my spare roll, leaving me barren.

I'm allowed to be annoyed by this, right?

* Update: It apparently wasn't my roommates so I guess that's just a little more bad karma for me.
Update update: It may or may not have been my roommates. But I deserved it.

Sep. 30th, 2004

jake

I may have too much free time today.

From: My Strange Roommate
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 2004 11:49 AM
To: Jake
Subject:

to which party are you attending with respect do the debates of the
presidential contenders?


From: Jake
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 2004 12:00 PM
To: My Strange Roommate
Subject: RE:

I have no idea what any of that means. Make sense please.


From: My Strange Roommate
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 2004 12:03 PM
To: Jake
Subject: RE:

Word must dance, to slip the minders' glance


From: Jake
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 2004 12:15 PM
To: My Strange Roommate
Subject: RE:
tacklebox flash pliers. delicious marble influenza? purple, purple, trace bees.


From: My Strange Roommate
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 2004 1:17 PM
To: Jake
Subject: RE:

Haha. It's verifiable that plier stocks did render granite pear most
updownly, but marble flu granted no such mule fireworks, and the
accusatory is most ground licked!