jake

May 2009

S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Advertisement

Syndicate

RSS Atom
Powered by LiveJournal.com

Dec. 21st, 2007

kitten

Welcome to the O.C., bitch, indeed.

Every year, when Chrismukkah comes around, I miss the OC. Not the repugnant zombie that staggered around prime time the last few years, but the vibrant whimsical dramedy of 2003 that featured a weekly fight and perpetual Julie-swapping.

It would be hard enough in better times, but in these cruel days, bereft of even the most inane scripted television, I can barely find a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Thank god for Arrested Development DVDs and Netflix's Watch Now feature.

Today, I'm singing a mourner's kaddish and an auld lang syne for The Orange County. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. You were too good for this accursed world.

Jul. 11th, 2005

jake

Skank the night away.

I went to see Reel Big Fish play the 9:30 club last night. It was pretty fun, and for the most part they put on a good show, but I have a few criticisms:

First of all, they have a new trombonist (or at least new since I last saw them a couple years back), and he sucks. He can handle the basic rhythm horn stuff, but whenever asked to solo or perform anything complicated, he basically throws up an airball. For a band so dependent on tight horn hooks, that is a Very Bad Thing.

Second of all, the band seemed pretty disjointed. They had to start a bunch of songs over after screwing up their cues, and although they are very funny and clever about covering up for that stuff, it's still annoying--especially considering this band has been touring more or less nonstop for 10 years.

Finally, this show demonstrated that I am just too old for punk rock. At a Sunday night show, violent masses of young men in various states of undress threw themselves at the stage and each other unceasingly for 3 or 4 hours. Kids unironically wore hilarious crap and silly coifs. People skanked around. Almost nobody was old enough to be drinking beer. Meanwhile, I stood on the balcony and alternated between quietly bouncing to the music and self-consciously laughing at the dumb shit I saw going on in the crowd. I remember when I was in high school, we used to go to the 9:30 club for shows like this. Although I was never a fan of moshing (I wasn't ever what one might call "robust") I was right there in it, nonetheless, jumping around and acting like a moron speedfreak. Now look at me. I'm old. It was a bizarre realization to come to while listening to songs about high school alienation and the politics of selling out.

But when it comes down to it, it doesn't really matter. I was a rabid RBF sycophant for a few high school years and have gotten a lot of happiness out of their music since then. They're fun, they don't condescend to their mostly-young-and-stupid fanbase, and they are unrelenting in their efforts to rock hard. So you know what? It was still awesome. I'll be at their next show, with earplugs and nostalgia at the ready.

Here be pictures )

May. 4th, 2005

jake

(no subject)

What ever happened to:

  • Alice Deejay (very annoying outdated website). Remember her? "Better Off Alone"? Dance sensation in 2000? Some awesome music on there, including my favorite, "Everything Begins with an E." Teaching our kids to spell, one house track at a time! I miss her.

  • Everlast. You know, the guy from House of Pain who had that weird album featuring the hit single, "What It's Like." I thought this album was pretty good, (good enough for Groove Armada to blatantly sample/steal from on their own single, "My Friend") so what happened? I don't even remember a followup that failed dismally (i.e. Lauren Hill). Bummer. All we have now is Kid Rock. update: Had I done a modicum of research I would have found his new album, which is getting good reviews at Amazon. But considering it came out in 2004 and I didn't hear about it, I wouldn't call it a ROUSING SUCCESS.

  • LaurenLauryn Hill.

  • The guy who played Parker Lewis in Parker Lewis Can't Lose (answer: he's still acting, technically). Who would have expected him to fade into Sci-Fi Channel oblivion while Kubiak ended up on ER? Mindblower. That whole show, really, was awesome.

  • Hypercolor shirts. Seriously, who wouldn't buy one RIGHT NOW?

  • Slap Bracelets. While we're on the subject of fly '80s gear.

  • Tevas. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Birkenstocks took Tevas out behind the barn a few years ago. I haven't even had a boring conversation about whether it's "teh-vuh" or "tee-vuh" since 2002 or so.

  • Dan Cortese. Daisy Fuentes managed to get a gig on E! Entertainment or America's Funniest Home Videos or something. But what happened to Dan "the Man" Cortese? He was MTV royalty, and then, somehow, HE HAD HIS OWN SITCOM.

Apr. 7th, 2005

jake

(no subject)

Today's my sister's birthday. She is 22, which is officially old.

Everything cool about her, I like to think she learned from me: an appreciation for crappy music (see: country, Chumbawamba, Bon Jovi), good music (see: Postal Service, the Mountain Goats, Rob Van Winkle), self-deprecation, literature with a dose or two of irony, and a desperate longing for a Hypercolor t-shirt. As for her many flaws, those are all her.

When we were in high school together, we were not friends. I think we were determined to be the stereotypical siblings who didn't really get along, and added to that I thought it wasn't cool to be friends with your little sister. I used to drive her to school with me, and as soon as we parked the car we went our separate ways. The only time we ever talked all day was when she'd tell me if she needed a ride home. Looking back on it, I was stupid not to be friends with her. I could have totally hooked up with her friends.

Once I moved out of the house and went off to school, we grew a little bit closer. We talked online pretty often, we each found out that the other was actually pretty cool, we commiserated about the rest of our family driving us crazy, we talked about music, and when one of us was using an ugly font we called them out on it right quick. She's about to graduate from college and head out into the real world, and I hope she finds something fun to do in a place where she has lots of friends.

Anyway, she's all grown up now and I'm glad that we are friends. She's a hilarious clever young woman who is a step ahead of me on everything, but still stops long enough to clue me in on the next big thing.

Emma, I raise a bottle of that disgusting soda with the gelatin spheres inside to you. Happy birthday.

Jan. 28th, 2005

jake

(no subject)

This review of a.k.a. Friscos dredges up some of my most positive memories. This was the cool place to get lunch when I was in high school here in DC (longer ago than I can really believe). These days, now that sandwich shops are the next big thing, a place like a.k.a. Frisco’s doesn’t stand out that much, but back then my other lunch options were the school cafeteria (like, omg, tater tots again????), Popeye’s, and McDonalds. There was the bagel shop, too, but that was really more of a place to smoke cigarettes while skipping study hall.

It felt like being an adult, leaving campus, strolling right past the kids waiting for their super value meals, and sauntering into a real lunch place, frequented by grown-ups. They had fancy sodas, like IBC root beer and Orangina, and baked potatoes and side salads. They had tables in the back where people on lunch breaks from the Fannie Mae Foundation (pre-scandal) would sit, talking about more important things than how hard the next day’s bio test would be.

I remember being astounded by the exotic sandwich names, taken from San Francisco landmarks and neighborhoods: the Alcatraz, the Nob Hill, and my personal favorite, the Presidio. California was far away, and as mysterious as Oz--I knew it existed, and had my own ideas about the specifics, but when it came down to it I saw it as a land of free spirits and counterculture. Those place names were just empty signifiers to me, like “Arabia,” or “solipsism,” and I gave the allure of their geographic and cultural distance free rein. I imagined wandering around Haight-Ashbury, tie-dyed, pot-addled hippies holding hands and singing songs of freedom and love. Curvy hills stretching up and up, obscuring the horizon with townhouses and a neverending stream of streetcars. Professors in Berkeley and flaming homosexuals, corduroy-coats with elbow patches coexisting peacefully with leather chaps and G.I. Joe moustaches.

Of course, a lot has changed for me since then. I’ve been to California, even lived there for a while, and saw my (in retrospect) ridiculous expectations fall to the wayside, only to be replaced by more subtle and far more fascinating realities. I’ve taken up and given up bad habits, I’ve flown across an ocean to walk on ancient ground, I’ve read books written centuries before I was born. I’ve made great friends and lost them. At some point I became an adult, I suppose, for lack of a more meaningful term. I’m pretty sure there aren’t any adults who really feel like they’re all grown up, though, and probably that realization is the best indication that I’m not a kid anymore.

I miss the days when I could walk down the block to a sandwich shop and enter another world, and the days when this kind of crap sounded like real profundity.

Mar. 8th, 2004

kitten

elementary school remembered

I could really go for some fish sticks and a half pint of chocolate milk. And naptime.

Feb. 29th, 2004

kitten

(no subject)

I had a girlfriend once who only became my girlfriend after cheating on her boyfriend with me (I was blissfully and possibly willfully ignorant that she was dating him at the time). Later on in our relationship she told me that she had never had a boyfriend she didn't cheat on. Awesome news, right? Anyway, At some time past our relationship's inflection point I made a mix CD for her. It's easy to read too much into the songs I put on it, ranging from my anger with her (the unforgettably misogynistic "Bridget" - DOC feat. NWA) to the puerile and flip suggestion that I was only interested in her for prurient reasons ("Biblical Sense" - the Pietasters) to, well, anger again, of knowing that sooner or later she would cheat on me ("I Heard it Through the Grapevine" - Gladys Knight and the Pips). But even taking away the benefit of retrospection, those and many other songs on the CD have an emotional resonance for me that is tied to how I felt when picked them for this CD (which, believe it or not, was supposed to be a nice gift for her). So when I listen to this CD, I remember a time when I was angry and sad.

Still, I find it a lot easier to listen to this bitter CD than to listen to mixes I made at happier moments in that and other relationships. Maybe because I always think about what came next--in this case, a much-needed end to a painful symbiosis; in other cases, betrayals and unfortunate mistakes.

Don't even get me started on my emotional response to Celebrity Jeopardy.