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Yes, more Star Wars stuff. But this will be significantly shorter than the 2500 word abomination I unleashed this morning.

The Billboard Country Music Top Ten If Kenny Chesney Were Anakin Skywalker and Renée Zellweger Were Padmé Amidala
"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"

"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"

"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"

For the rest, click here for the FameTracker article, which is so hilarious I want to paste it all here, but I won't, because that would be unjust.

Here's one I just made up, though: "I Love You So Much (I'm Going to Betray Everything We Believe In)" Not bad, but not so catchy.

Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond That Are Unlikely to be Accepted by McSweeneys^*

An Open Letter to My Real-Life College Roommate, Charles Emberlee (Pedophile)

An Open Letter to My Own Perineum

An Open Letter to the Ugly One from the Backstreet Boys

An Open Letter to the CEO of Taco Bell, Who Better Up His Security

An Open Letter to the SLUTTY SLUTTY Girls of Kappa Delta

An Open Letter to Barbiturates, Sweet Lady of the Evening

An Open Letter to the McSweeneys's Editors Who Keep Rejecting My Lists

^* This list was recently rejected by McSweeneys.